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Got a new personal blog, take a look.

justifiable-madness.tumblr.com

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Anonymous was like: What if the creaking noise doors make when you open them/walk through them is actually them moaning sexually as you touch the handle...
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thelegendofanette:

Try to explain the difference between left and right.

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stylesmagicbeanie:

What if the voice inside your head was actually your twin that didn’t survive so now it lives inside you to guide you

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tumble-after-dark:

As always, send me your night blogs.

The one with the most notes (Sunday to Sunday) will become my Knight Blogger of the week.

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masteroftherebels:

I understand the Spock/Kirk ship being called Spirk, but every time I see it I am just saddened at the missed opportunity, like why Spirk? Why did no one seize the moment and just

Kock

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jokesmymomwouldlike:

are you ever just like “lol white people” but then you’re like “wait i am a white people”

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postllimit:

people who type www are a wwwaste of time

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xoin:

What if objects had blood and internal organs, and if you like kicked a chair it’d bruise and if you stabbed a sofa it’s kidneys would just roll out

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You know when it’s cold and your nipples get really hard? Do you think that’s why people say “it’s a bit nippy”

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sarnuel:

what if the dick started sucking back

(Source: childservices)

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tumble-after-dark:

A hug, like a vagina, feels better when it’s tighter.

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i-threw-myself-onto-you:

Imagine if people made a high pitched whistling noise like a kettle when they orgasm.   

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ohmycarlos:

what if instead of eyelids we had small little shutters

(Source: katinii)

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thebackofyourheart:

aren’t fingers and toes weird i mean they are like mini appendages for our appendages

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